Oscar Letter Version #1 (short/private)
Dear Oscar:
Thanks for revealing your true colors yesterday. It was a brilliant display of lies, attacks and misinformation. I can't tell you what a pleasure it was to read it. It's finally out in the open and we will see whose argument wins support. I'd offer a wager but I know that when you lose you'll declare bankruptcy anyway.
If you think you need to continue, I am more than happy to bring more people into the ring of Emails to watch your tantrum. Maybe some will even join in. Everyone knows you are a blustering, delusional former bully, emphasis on "former". You won no one over to your side but I am grateful to you for prompting the Emails of support I received after your tirade. Thank you.
I warn you though that I will not be such a gentleman the next time. I will no longer communicate as if I respect my Elders. Next time, I will not Email you privately. The next time, you act an ass, I will rain down on your delusional life like a tornado. You've shown your ass but it's your face we all have seen. If you try it again, I will pull off the rest of your clothes.
Honestly,
Ern
Thanks for revealing your true colors yesterday. It was a brilliant display of lies, attacks and misinformation. I can't tell you what a pleasure it was to read it. It's finally out in the open and we will see whose argument wins support. I'd offer a wager but I know that when you lose you'll declare bankruptcy anyway.
If you think you need to continue, I am more than happy to bring more people into the ring of Emails to watch your tantrum. Maybe some will even join in. Everyone knows you are a blustering, delusional former bully, emphasis on "former". You won no one over to your side but I am grateful to you for prompting the Emails of support I received after your tirade. Thank you.
I warn you though that I will not be such a gentleman the next time. I will no longer communicate as if I respect my Elders. Next time, I will not Email you privately. The next time, you act an ass, I will rain down on your delusional life like a tornado. You've shown your ass but it's your face we all have seen. If you try it again, I will pull off the rest of your clothes.
Honestly,
Ern