Movie Review: "Rock of Ages": Distilling 1980s Musical Godlessness Into One Big, Glitzy Mess (3 Stars)
MOTHER JONES
By Asawin Suebsaeng
Even taking into account spandex trousers, the aerobics craze, the rise of Anthony Michael Hall, the "anti-bureaucratic revolution," Psycho III, the crack epidemic, Reagan death-squads, and Muppet Babies, there is absolutely nothing I dislike more about the '80s than the music. Music from the '80s is the lunatic ex-wife of American pop-rock that will not stop dropping by America's quiet suburban home to angrily demand joint custody of the country's collective listening consciousness. Which is why I was surprised to find certain parts of Rock of Ages so epically winning. [link]
By Asawin Suebsaeng
Even taking into account spandex trousers, the aerobics craze, the rise of Anthony Michael Hall, the "anti-bureaucratic revolution," Psycho III, the crack epidemic, Reagan death-squads, and Muppet Babies, there is absolutely nothing I dislike more about the '80s than the music. Music from the '80s is the lunatic ex-wife of American pop-rock that will not stop dropping by America's quiet suburban home to angrily demand joint custody of the country's collective listening consciousness. Which is why I was surprised to find certain parts of Rock of Ages so epically winning. [link]