God Turned Down on Grant Application to Create Humankind
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God, the devine being who created planet Earth, has been turned down on an application for seed money to start a new "humankind" project by the Snidely Family Foundation. This is the second time the Foundation has turned down the project, which it calls "premature". For his part, the Almighty said he was disappointed with the outcome. Next time, he plans to add some way cool graphics to his proposal, even though Rule 26B of the Snidely Foundation Application Manual specifically forbids images of any kind. [link]
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God, the devine being who created planet Earth, has been turned down on an application for seed money to start a new "humankind" project by the Snidely Family Foundation. This is the second time the Foundation has turned down the project, which it calls "premature". For his part, the Almighty said he was disappointed with the outcome. Next time, he plans to add some way cool graphics to his proposal, even though Rule 26B of the Snidely Foundation Application Manual specifically forbids images of any kind. [link]
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