School Of The Arts Aims To Transform Boys And Girls Into Insufferable Young Men And Women

THE ONION

MASSACHUSETTS---Noting that its incoming class of high school freshmen is their most coddled to date, instructors at Chestnut Ridge Academy for the Arts told an education conference this week that its mission is to take bright, precocious boys and girls and transform them into insufferable young adults. Principal Madeleine Healey told conference attendees, that anyone skeptical about the merits of an arts education should examine the school’s track record, as their alumni have gone on to have completely bullshit careers in the arts all over the world. [link]

We could not pass-up on posting this hilarious story from the totally satirical "The Onion" newspaper! Happy Friday Believers from Alpha Omega Arts!